"I'm fat as fuck, you're crazy as fuck, you're dumb as fuck, and you..... you're awkward as fuck!"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
because you needed this on your blog … at night!
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this